Frat party not for me

After the recent reports of the closing of Beansnappers I had stopped by and had a mediocre time but thought it would be only fair to try a Friday night to see if things were better. They weren't. This time I arrived around 9 on a Friday night and paid my 8 bucks and got my two free non alcohol drink tickets. The guy at the door reminded me that I could visit the bar across the street for a beer but right away I knew I woldn't be around long. The club which is long and skinny with a stage down the middle was packed with college frat type guys and definitely not enough girls to make this night worthwhile. Since I had the drink tickets I grabbed a soda and squeezed into a spot on the stage. One of the four girls that i counted while I was there slid down the fireman pole from the ceiling that seems like this places only real highlight and started going face to face to all the hooting college guys grabbing a dollar and shoving her chest in their face. I didn't even get a hello when she got to me this was like an assembly line from Porkys or something. Feeling out of place as the old guy in the frat house I stepped back and watched the next three girls who were all regular farm type girls nothing fancy do the exact same thing. When they got off stage they each made their way back stage as the next girl slid down and started again. When the first girl returned for a second three song set I cut my losses and left with a wad of cash in my pocket to find a place that better fit me.