Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108

Relaxed, cute girls, juice bar

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chromium
Oct 23, 2019, 4:58 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

First night in KC on a trip, decided to stop in on a whim and check out the Saturday dancers. Cover was $20 on the way in. Didn't realize there was no alcohol served until I was in. Didn't really matter as I had already gotten pretty blitzed drinking with a colleague that evening, and brought my flask with me anyway. Anyway, if you need a drink, you can go to the bar next door and come back.

Not sure how many dancers were there, to be honest; more than a dozen. Private dances were $20 apiece. Strict no-touching rule. Got three dances: one from a cute and curvy redhead, one from a tall blond, and one from a short brunette with the tightest ass I've seen in ages. Again, blitzed, don't remember their names; one might have been Luna, one might have been Piper, but I'm just really not going to remember exactly. Anyway: strict no-touching. The redhead suggested the VIP for more contact; she quoted $200 or $250 (can't recall). I declined... I was drunk, but apparently my judgment wasn't sufficiently impaired. Anyway, private dances are on couches in a side area. Not a lot of privacy but that seems intended. Girls made an effort to meet the crowd, and I chatted with a few, so I wasn't sitting there awkwardly waiting or trying to introduce myself to a dancer.

Overall I had a good time. Cover is kinda steep, but the girls were really cute and hot, and the vibe was pretty relaxed. Wish it had a liquor license but under the circumstance, I was good (and really, didn't need any more - I don't often get hangovers, but I sure as hell had one the next day). But if you go with a good attitude, you should enjoy yourself.

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