One stunner is all I need.

I had a ride to someplace nearby and decided to walk from there, skipping the parking prices. Although, if I was driving, I'd probably park around the corner...

I paid $7 to get in, must have arrived between 9:00 and 10:00 Friday night. While paying and having my ID scanned a dancer walked out and started sweet talking me, although she was on the low end of mediocre, and left me alone as soon as I signaled some disinterest and went inside.

Inside was very "dive bar". Haphazard decoration from beer vendors and Mexican flags. Crummy tables, ugly chairs (though I've seen far less comfortable chairs in much nicer clubs), and a few bench seats out in the middle of the floor (back to back, with small round table between two benches facing each other).

Bathroom (at least the men's room) was shit. Everything looked half broken with water all over the floor.

Music wasn't too loud. And the lighting was pretty bright for a strip club. I think my corona was $7.