Assuming half ass is normal.

Stopped in last Monday to catch some MNF. Only 3 people inside when I got there. All 3 were blonde to various degrees. I'll start with the bartender. Tall thin blonde with crew cut. Definitely not my type. The dancers were also blonde one appeared to be a little older than the other.

After grabbing a seat at the bar the first of the two blondies comes over for small talk. I always find it amusing when the dancers try to size you up. I could see the wheels spinning as she tried to figure me out. I always dress down when I come to these establishments. I never give hints about my 6 figure salary. I could tell she was guessing wrong so I let her. After a few minutes of talking she bolted to greet the next customer who had entered shortly after I arrived. This gave opportunity to the older blonde to approach. Playing coy I listened to her pitch about it normally being busier and how she wished she could leave. I was leaning towards leaving also but my prior trip to J's hadn't been much more festive. Decided to roll the dice and headed to the dance corner.

When the music started that's when I should have called it a night. The first dance was 85% air and unrhythmic. It was really terrible. She leans in close and asked would I like another? I frankly replied only if its going to be better than the first one. She assured me that the first was to warm up then followed it up with another terrible dance. I declined offers for the third round. As I grab a seat at the bar I hear the other customer tell the first blonde that he's leaving. She looks down the bar at me and makes her way over again. This time no greetings just a "so you ready for a show". Can't help but to smirk as I replied, "no l'm good. Down my beer and exited with a pocket full of money still.