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Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, PA

I had yet to find a PA club that impressed me or provided a good time, so my expectations were low. I went to Utopia at about 9:00 pm on a Sunday night about 3…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, NH

I have some rules in life I try not to break. Everything in moderation. Don’t go to the grocery store hungry. Don’t go to the gentlemen’s club unless you are hungry. I was tired and…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, NY

I went on Thursday night at about 7:30. Briefly, this is a midlevel club with above average performers. The location is right off the highway and parking was more than acceptable, safe, and well lit. The…

Arrived at 8:30. They open at 7. But immediately told no girls are here but one is 10 min away. Told that I won’t have to pay cover if I wait. Sat in my car.…

Visited on a recent Wednesday. Arrived around 9:30p. This place is located in the outskirts of WNY. It was dead inside. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was…

Stopped in once again last Friday. Arrived around 9:30p. Watch for the deer, this place is located in the boonies. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was a…

Visited on a recent Friday. Arrived around 9:30p. This place is located in the boonies. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was a grizzly looking guy. Didn’t really…