Dump Dive Bar - Still had a good time

I was in town for business and I wanted to try a local full nude club so I made a pilgrimage to playmates on a Wednesday night. The operative word in that last sentence was “pilgrimage.” Waze did not do the trip any justice as this club was truly in the middle of absolutely nowhere. I needed a freaking Sherpa for the trip.

I arrived about 20 min after the club opened at 7:20. There were plenty of parking spaces on a grave/grass parking area adjacent to the building. I don’t know why I am describing the parking lot, use google earth and see for yourself. Since this is a fully nude club there’s no alcohol inside. Apparently everyone drinks outside as the parking lot was littered with empties and there was a 50 gallon trashcan filled with empty bottles of alcohol. It gave me the feeling that I was going to a frat party instead of a strip club.

Other reviewers hit the nail on the head when they said this is a local dive bar with mostly locals inside. I will not describe the layout as it has properly been described in recent reviews. Before I get any further, note that this is not even a midlevel club, it is a local dive bar with a pole and naked women.