Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

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brymend
Oct 12, 2019, 7:55 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Now, the first time I visited Kitten's I was not impressed. I passed by on a Sunday and the quality of woman left a lot to be desired - heavy set women and not enough blondes. I spent some time with some friends at a bar in Georgetown and decided I wanted to sober up before heading home by spending time at Kitten's. This proved to be a good decision. There are two stages, the first is the warm up stage that is at the back end away from the door. Here the girls will dance for a song and remove their tops; once the song ends they move to the main stage where all of the chairs are facing. There are plenty of mirrors on this stage so you can really appreciate the beautiful women that are dancing up there from multiple angles. I noticed that if some patrons are tipping, most women will get fully nude. But before I get into more details I should describe the entrance. When you walk in there is a velvet line that sets up the place where you pay. On this Saturday, the cost of admission is 12 dollars and you must buy a 6 dollar drink. Unlike the other clubs in Seattle, this is not an unlimited drink as you have to buy additional drinks so make sure you measure it and drink it slowly. I'd rather much use my money to tip the ladies that are working it on the pole rather than a stupid soda. If you must drink an alcoholic drink, there is a bar right next door. Anyway, I digress.

There were tons of women here on this Saturday and because most of the PLs in the club don't tip they are aggressive in selling you lap dances. I use the excuse that I am waiting on someone when I am approached by a woman that doesn't necessarily fit my tastes. Anyway, after being approached by multiple women, I would say that the standard cost for a private dance is 30 dollars for a topless dance; some, not all but some, will charge 40 for a topless dance. Anyway, as I watched the girls on stage I was impressed by a beautiful brunette named Radiance that is incredibly athletic and really knew how to dance on the pole. Unlike some of the women that just get on the pole and show you the goods, Radiance was able to climb the pole and show off her incredible ass. I tipped her and she approached me when she left the stage. She was incredibly bubbly and sweet and actually carried on a great conversation before offering me a dance. I took her up on the dance and she took me to the back where there are some pretty tall chairs that hide you both. Most girls know how to find the right spots to give you the most privacy. After one dance, I asked her about the VIP rooms. The VIP rooms are about 150 for 15 minutes and with Radiance it was well worth it. These rooms are large and have a couch and table which allowed for a great clean time. She's not that kind of girl and she did not offer sexual favors, which I was not looking for anyway.

After our dance I found myself back at the main stage watching the girls dance. I was approached by heavier set girls and they were not subtle what they offered on their menu. If you are looking for a "good" time, I am sure you will find your girl here. I ended up meeting a cute, thin ginger whose name I cannot give away. I have a thing for gingers so I took her up on a dance and we went to the back. We went for one dance starting at 30 each and I had a lot of fun because she was quite athletic and sensual. I took her up on another and another. On the fourth dance, she unbuckled my belt. She did this so she could really rub and grind herself on me. It was very intimate and although I am embarrassed to admit it, we both finished. She was sitting on me quivering, both of us breathing heavily face to face. I tipped her well and told her she just provided me with the best strip club experience I ever had. I noticed I had a snail trail on the front of my jeans when I got in my car. I got her number and will be checking in with her again to pay her a visit.

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