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Been here more than once but thought I’d offer my review for a Monday night. Most nights there’s just a dancer on the center stage but that night the 2 smaller side stages were being used. I personally don’t like tipping on the main rail bc I don’t like that attention from other patrons so i liked that I could park myself around the smaller stages to let the girls know if I was interested in a dance.
Bc of the $10 deal, its always a busy night. there were about 2 dozen girls all different shapes and sizes -50 white,30/20 hispanic/AA. I’d say a good 60% were at least somewhat attractive-nice body, cute, sexy, whatever... not saying that I would pay top dollar for said girls but it’s a good indicator that it’s not a totally shitty selection even on a slow night. Considering the size of the rotation and I believe 2-3 songs for each performer, It’ll be a good 2hrs before you see how everyone is on stage...and that’s assuming they don’t skip over some performers bc they’re doing private dances for an extended period. In other words, pay as much attention to the girls walking the floor here since that may be the only chance you get at an encounter.
On this night I zoned in on 2 girls. One pretty and voluptuous girl with braces and milky white skin and dark hair, and a tall Mexican girl with dyed blonde hair and sexy athletic body type. The Mexican girl was actually my first choice just because I think I’d enjoy her more delicate curves during a dance but she was held up by a regular for most of the night in the dance rooms so I went with the first girl.
I approached her when she rotated to the side stage and after she finished her set and about 15 min to freshen up she took me to the back rooms. There’s also a bed option which I’ll review for another entry but bc the $10 dances were for the back rooms I went with that. They bring you to a long hallway of roped off doorways. Each doorway splits into 2 smaller rooms about the size of a small walk in closet where it’s you your dancer and a chair. It was just the right size, didn’t feel cramped at all and very private.
As for the girl, and maybe this is my fault bc I’m too nice, for as hot as she was...she wouldn’t shut the fuck up! She went topless right away and straddled my lap and she even put my hands on her very real large and perfect breasts from the get go so it started out promising. She even started to grind a bit but that’s when she started talking and asking questions...and then she never stopped! I get it I could’ve spoken up but I was hoping by my shorter answers that she would take the hint that I wasn’t there for her bubbly personality and that she’d probably get more out of me if she worked a bit harder. I continued for 2 dances (which is what I told her up front, but i said i could do more if I enjoyed our time [that should’ve been a hint to her right?]). She kept the same grind motion, same straddled forward position, no stick shifting or anything. For a pretty hot girl, it really took me out of the moment and was kind of disappointing.
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