Walked in and the place reeked of cigarettes.
Sat down with a dancer (I'd rate her a 4) and she was so trippin' that she was unaware she was using my hat as an ashtray.
Had to explain to the gal behind the bar how to make a screwdriver.
Had a dance from a different gal (I'd rate her a 5) and she was only interested in one dance.
There was only one other dancer in place (also a 5) and she was busy with another customer.
All in all, the most disappointing visit to a strip club in over a decade.
