We got the beat! We got the beat, We got the beat YEAAAH WE GOT IT! (I had to leave and beat off in the car)

Heard a lot about this place so I wanted what the deal was. Saturday night, parking lot packed to the gills but I got a spot. It's in a residential area in Laurence Harbor. Walked in to some fat Tony Soprano guy that seemed like he hated life itself. $12 to come in and a 1 drink minimum that was $7. Layout is on oval shaped bikini bar, stage in middle. Dance area and VIP on the right. You can sit near the stage unlike many other similar joints. Two dancers at a time. Bathrooms at the back. You take a number corresponding with the dancer's name. Dances are $20. VIP is half hour $100 and an hour $180. That's not a bad deal for VIP.

Dancers I saw a handful of mixed girls but other than that it was majority white. Maybe like 30 dancers or so. This is kinda the department the club fell flat for me. I just didn't really see a dancer that stood out to me to go get dances with. Nobody was hideous. I don't know maybe it was just a down night. I stayed for a while just to really see it and no it just never really got better. No alcohol so you had a ton of guys just around a bar quietly sipping their stupid $7 water. I got to admit it was a bit of let down. If I did find a girl, I would definitely but you need to find someone to interest you first. Also it was odd to see the girls not really hustling, due to the setup I guess you don't really have to, they would just be back and forth between the DR and dance areas. I wonder what happens if the guy who takes the dancers ticket is just too repulsive to give dances to. I just left in search of a better time, I had the feeling I came on a down night dancer lineup wise, but it was certainly healthy on the customer side, it was pretty packed.