Just bring the white suit

Wednesday night like around 9. Club is in a famously nice area, the upper east side. Right near the 59th street bridge. Make sure you go to their website to get their coupon for free admission. Otherwise it was $20 the time I went in. Layout is a couple stages in center, bathrooms before you enter the main area on right down the stairs. Bar is on the left. VIP seating area in all up in the right corner. Beers were like $11 or $12. They have like a button on the table signs that lights up to call a waitress over. Dances on the floor were $20. VIP I was quoted was $750 for a half hour. The place is as nice as it gets.

Hands down most super hot girls I've seen in one place at one time. This place did have some girls I didn't think were hot. I thought there were a few of 6's in my book in there no idea how they make any money in here. The sheer number of 9's and 10's walking around was stunning. I love moments like this, they don't happen often but this was incredible. Of all the great strip clubs I've been too talentwise BELAX, 4play, Houston Men's Club, Baby Dolls Dallas etc. I saw those on a Friday/Saturday night, this was a motherfucking Wednesday. WTF! It was just incredible. Mixed of all types. Over 50 girls working. There were almost as many 9's at this place then there were bouncers, which seemed like 20 of them.

I got dances from some girl named August. One way contact, I touched a boob and got that's VIP! Lame. But this group is hot enough to get away with probably whatever. A lot of choices though really could've went any number of ways with girls. Place was packed too, it does get tight. I can't imagine what the weekend is like. It dawned pretty quickly that this is nicest club in New York City. One of the girls was telling me A-Rod and JLo were in the other night and they took up the corner behind the main stage. Also she saw Mark Cuban recently there. Definitely a place for big time high rollers. Do not come in shorts you crazy fucks, I know you will though. A lot suits in here. I had like nice jeans and a dressy t shirt on and I might've been the worst dressed dude. I didn't give a fuck though. I did realize running the system in a place like this would be futile so I wanted to check out some other clubs. If I had too much money one night I might come back to get rid of it here but I just don't make enough for this to be my spot right now.