Like something out of Caligula

This was my first time ever visiting an Atlanta strip club and based on the chatter around here, I brought me and my guy friends here to check it out. The parking lot was packed at 3:30 PMish on a Sunday and valet was mandatory. Thankfully we took a Lyft here so that wasn't an issue. I'd be pissed being forced to pay 20 bucks to have a stranger park my car. After the 5 buck cover and pat down we get inside and find seating slim to none. I've rarely been in a strip club where I couldn't find a place to sit down, so that was kind of a new occurrance. Not to mention that the dancers didn't seem to care if you were seated or not, they'd do a dance with you right there regardless. Very unlike clubs I'm used to in that respect as well, especially since you get an eyeful of dances happening everywhere. I legit felt like I was in a movie brothel. This was definitely an effect that would be enhanced later.

We go up to the bar to get drinks and find that not only are they expensive (31 bucks for 2 mixed drinks? WOW), bar is cash only. Yikes. Considering how fast cash goes in here, that was definitely a negative for me. We finally find some seats near the stageway on the right and immediately we're beset upon by dancers. Not a bad thing, especially because the talent visually here is exceptional. Something for everybody to be sure and lots of your prototypical big titty-big booty combos, which is right in my wheelhouse. My head was on a swivel most of the day trying to pick out who I'd try out in my lap next. Was like a brazilian steakhouse in the best possible way.

The main dancer who made my acquaintance this day was Melody, a brunette with pretty big tits and a very aggressive demeanor during her dances. She wasted no time going for the pants and going for the reaction she desired. She suggested VIP and after getting her to agree to what I've read is the standard 150 plus 50, we were off. Girl went to work right away, continuing her aggressive nature, applying the cover orally and delivering a spirited BBBJ before hopping into CGFS. Very enthusiastic there as well and I switched around to see how she could throw that ass back before popping into the cover. She came by several more times to see if I wanted a round 2 or more dances, but I was spent both on energy and mostly in funds by then.