Dog Show?? (don't worry, not the girls) - Review of Choice Gentlemen's Club • 254 N 2nd Ave Minneapolis, MN 55401

In town on business and picked a random spot downtown. It was fairly early in the evening, but I didn't necessarily expect it to be totally dead. It's a very dark place, with several smaller rooms with couches surrounding a central area with a stage and pole. No dancers to be seen, however. I eventually found a sorta bartender at the sorta bar, but still no dancers on stage. As I was literally the only patron, he found me a girl for a dance. I would have rather sat a minute and watched girls on stage, but since there were none, back I went. She was on the heavier side but had massive tits that I would have loved to get my hands on. Unfortunately, I didn't know going in that Minnesota clubs were strictly hands-off. My fault for not doing my research, I guess. It was hinted that there was more freedom in a private dance, but the price quoted was beyond my means for the night. After a few dances with her, a second appeared, so I switched. She was a skinny blonde and was more traditionally attractive, a 7 or 8. Good conversation, but same sort of one-way dance. She didn't last long though because, and you can't make this up, she wanted to catch the end of the Westminster Dog Show. I left after that, poorer but not a great deal happier. I miss my Texas clubs.