Had a few hours to kill before a flight, so I decided to check this place out. Based on some of the reviews here and on other sites, it seemed like a good place to see some topless ladies without having to deal with the hustle, cover charges, drink minimums, etc. that most clubs feature.
There was indeed no cover charge, and no one was even working the door. The bar has around 12 video poker machines, one for each bar stool. The stage is long and somewhat narrow (penis-shaped?) running parallel to the bar, with seating around the rail and a handful of low tables around it. On the other side of the stage from the bar are couches and raised booths, which I would later learn are where the $20 lap dances happen.
Mixed drinks were $5, or free if you were playing video poker and betting the maximum ($1.25 per hand, if I remember correctly). Sodas from the bar were also $5, so you might as well have them throw in some cheap liquor.
There were maybe 10 customers in the club when I arrived (around 2:00 PM). I was there for around 2 hours, and there were never more than 15 customers there.
I saw about 8 dancers, but I think I got there during a shift change, because I saw 2 or 3 at the very beginning, and never saw them again. So call it 6 dancers on the afternoon shift. All but two of the dancers I saw seemed to be "seasoned veterans", and all of them at least in their 30s. I would put them in the 5-7 range - I wouldn't call any of them unattractive. The remaining two dancers both looked like they were in their mid-20s and were about 9s in my book.
The diversity was about as good as you could hope for with that number of dancers. All skin tones were represented and the girls ranged from skinny to "medium". I think I only saw one pair of fake boobs the whole time.
I entered the club, took a seat at the bar, popped a few bucks into the video poker machine, and ordered a drink. I was only approached by two dancers in the ~2 hours I was there - both of them "seasoned veterans". One at the very beginning, where there was no chemistry, so I said "no thanks", and never saw her again. The other came by a little later. She was chatty and we had good chemistry, so I ended up getting dances from her. I was asked by both if I wanted a lap dance, but the sales pressure was about as hard as a waiter offering to top off your water.
I got the exact same dance prices from both dancers, so I think they are pretty standardized:
-$20 for one song in the booths/couches behind the stage (in full view of the whole main room, though it is very dark and partially obscured by columns).
-$100 for 15 minutes in a "shared" VIP room, which had multiple sectional couches and booth in a separate area from the main club, so you could only be seen by anyone else who was in the room with you. The room is about half the size of the main club, so you would at least have some space if there was anyone else in there.
-$225 for 30 minutes in a more private VIP room (I did not see this room, but they said there was more privacy) I was told you can touch the butt but not the boobs in the $20 dances, but for the VIP rooms anything goes. I did notice the manager keeping a close eye on everything going on, so I'm guessing these rules are strictly followed.
I got a $20 and a $100 lap dance from the second dancer that approached me, and both were as advertised. The $20 dance had a decent amount of touching, just not the boobs, and the $100 dance was very hands-on with lots of two-way groping. There was no one in the shared VIP, so it was pretty private.
I came in fully expecting to spend a few hundred dollars getting multiple dances from multiple dancers (and to turn down multiple dancers), but didn't get the chance. Aside from the two that approached me, all of the dancers that took the stage (3 songs at a time) would finish their set and either disappear backstage, or immediately sit down with a guy at the bar or one of the tables. Not sure if these were friends, boyfriends, regulars, etc., but I wasn't going to approach a dancer who was sitting with another guy. I smiled and made eye contact with a few of them as they walked by, but they just continued on to wherever they were going. I even sat at the rail for a bit, and the dancer on stage asked if I wanted a dance later. I said, "sure", but she immediately went to sit with a regular after she left the stage.
I was genuinely surprised at how few of the dancers approached me (or any of the other patrons, for that matter), and I certainly could have used a bit more hustle than I got. I didn't see anyone else getting a lap dance while I was in the club, so I think maybe the dancers were there to fulfill their afternoon shift obligation so they could make their money during the busier evening shifts.
Overall, it was a decent experience. Every dancer I talked to asked how I found the place when I said I was from out of town. I don't think they get a lot of people who aren't local, which is surprising given their proximity to the strip. I would definitely go back here, but maybe a little later in the evening.