Pony Too
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8700 Highway 72 W Madison, AL 35758

Beating the Heat

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cff1
Sep 20, 2019, 6:06 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

It's been about 3 years since I've been in this place but I used to be a regular. My ATF worked here for about 10 months before she went off to rehab and subsequently got religion. Anyway it was one of the hottest days of the year last Tuesday so I decided to drop in to try and cool off before heading home. I rolled up around 3:00 and parked in back like I used to, entering through the back door. It took my eyes a little time to adjust. There's still no cover during the day.

Inside were 8 or 10 customers hanging around the pool tables. They were a mixed group of white, AA, and Hispanic all shooting pool and joking around with each other. I walked around them to the front of the bar and parked my ass on a stool. The beertender passed me a Coors Light for $3. I was glad to see they were holding the line on price.

There were only 2 dancers that I could see, a large boned brunette with bad teeth and huge breasts sitting at the bar eating, and one of the most interesting AA women I have ever seen. She was an Amazon, well over 6 feet in her stripper heels. She was built like a brick shithouse. I mean she would make Serena Williams tap out in under a minute in a cage match. But she was remarkably well proportioned with a narrow waist, high firm ass, sculpted thighs, and probably DDD breasts. She had essentially a full body set of tattoos including what looked like a coiled serpent around her neck with the snake's head on the side of her face. She is something to see but way out of my league. One of the secrets to my success in life is knowing my limitations.

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