Three ways to enjoy this club

I have been to this club about a dozen times. Here's how it works. There are essentially three ways to spend your money:

1) The stage show. Girls dance on stage in two-song sets. Dancers wear bikinis during the first song and strip down to pasties for the second song. During the first song, if you sit right up against the stage, you can get some mileage from the girls. They'll put their boobs and ass in your face. I have even seen one girl flash me her pussy, although I'm pretty sure that's not legal in Utah. For the second song, they'll retreat to the pole and take off their bra (to pasties). No real interaction after that. After each set, the dancer walks around and collects $1 from each viewer, whether you are sitting on the first row or not. Then the next dancer goes up.

2) Lap dances. For $20, you can get a decent lap dance from a dancer in the hallway on the side. You sit in a big couch-like chair and they grind on you. Mileage depends on the dancer, but you definitely are not allowed to touch them during these dances. The easiest way to get a dance with a girl is to ask them when they're walking around after their stage show.