Déjà Vu Ypsilanti
31 N Washington St Ypsilanti, MI 48197

Afternoon trip, killing time, missing the old days

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jfutz
Sep 18, 2019, 9:38 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Went in after a long hiatus to kill some time and relax between some tasks on a day off. It was a rough week, so I took the day to get stuff done and blow some steam. I used to go a club a couple times a week, and since this one is the highest quality one in a short distance from home, decided to give it a go to do some relax time.

Anyone who has been here knows the deal. Nude, no alcohol, but you can get a discount on drinks at Tap a block down if you say you're visiting the club. Since it was an afternoon and I had stuff to do later, drinks weren't an option. The Ypsi Vu isn't like the main clubs in the area, but it isn't like some of the trash ones around. It has some college talent, some regular workers that have been around, etc. The afternoon left to slim pickings compared to the peak hours, but that's what you expect for that shift. I picked my old favorite place to sit: left side of the stage at a table, right there near the floor's backstage entrance (to catch talent coming off stage) and the tip rail seats (to jump in there when someone catches my eye so I can tell them to stop by after getting off stage).

Regarding the talent... I guess I was more hopeful that it was like a few years back. A few years back, you could rely on Crystal and her meaty lips to grind the shit out of you, or you could just chill and laugh as the one latina girl, (I JUST REMEMBERED HER NAME WAS ESMERELDA LOL), with the rack did the same damn moves with the chains/beads hanging on the back of the stage across her rack. (Anyone who went there back in the day and saw her knows the exact move I'm talking about). Not even an attempt to make shitty couch jokes like that one with the belly tattoo that did daredevil shit on the pole, (I want to say Julian?) There were a few girls that were a ton of fun, some that kept things to a basic hustle, and others that were snoozefest. The girls on their game pulled you in, kept you there, and made it worth your while. No one there on this visit had that appeal or pull. I don't even recall the stage names, but all white girls, as the vast majority of talent here has been. /shrug Still, I came there to relax, so I figured I'd give a couple dances a shot to see if anyone opened up and stepped it up. Didn't go for the VIP couches in the corners of the private dance area off the bat, (I like to see how the standard dances go in the cubicle-style couches for regular dances first before making the time and cash commitment of VIP). No luck. I don't know if it was because of the time of day or something else, but nothing fired up beyond basic mechanical and filling the time. Shrug. Happens.

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