As previous posters have mentioned, this...

As previous posters have mentioned, this place is a sort of mixture between a brothel and a strip club, not doing a particularly great job of being either. As you walk in the front doors, the inside desk has a list of all dancers on the wall w/ their picture. So if you read a review of a dancer (see myredbook.com) and want to put a name to a face, this allows you to do so. Specials on cover are 11:30-12:30 and 5:30-6:30 ($15); o/w its like ~40. As you walk down the main hall, the Kopenhagen room is first on the left; saw one show (went on a Saturday night) involving two girls; the oral action between the girls was completely simulated and a complete disappointment, especially when I'm used to seeing the real thing in Memphis.

On the right as you walk along the hall are the smaller private areas; these run ~20 per 10minutes. Next on the left is the theater area, where they play the films the Mitchell Bros made. Next on the right is the area where the restroom and the ultra room is. Again, checked out one show on a Saturday night and was completely disappointed in the ultra room; if you read the website, you expect some hot action, but again, you got about 5 seconds at a time of simulated oral action b/w 2 girls and then a lot of hustle (tip me, so a private dance w/ me, etc.). If you continue along the main hall, you have the green door show on the left, and the main stage/new york live on the right. The lighting on the main stage is sort of Jr high prom-ish. The overall decor/feel of the place is that its been there since the early 80's since the last renovation.

The girl quality is excellent. Many/mostly 8-9's. girls are very open about prices/what's available. Again, would recommend web site mentioned above for reviews of specific girls.

Overall, the best place in SF, but very weird c/w clubs in the rest of the US. No alcohol and SF apparently also has a law against smoking inside clubs.