It had been a while since I had been to the local gentlemen's clubs but last Friday I got a wild hair and decided to hit Fancy's for the first time in a long time. I'm not really a fan of the big, ritzy clubs because it's extremely loud, the drinks are overpriced and the girls are usually crowded around the one table that is having a bachelor party or is filled with ancient oil barrons that are so old they died 75 years ago and are having a GHOULS NITE OUT! lol... I kid, but it isnt to much of an exaggeration... Fancy's is... Fancy's. And that is AWESOME! Fancy's is NEVER "stuffy" with BS over the top dress codes, or DEAFENINGLY loud, packed to the point of possible fire code issues with a bunch of overgrown, steroid shooting, coked out 35 year old yuppie frat house rejects still trying to fight/fuck everything in sight like they are kids, or inattentive staff. No, Fancy's is ALWAYS laid back and there is typically a REALLY GOOD dancer to patron ratio(USUALLY CLOSE TO 1.5 girls to 1 customer), The drinks are priced pretty good with a decent selection of beer and liquor and non-alcoholic drinks and there are a lot of really good looking women dancing day or night... They aren't all "10s", but I have seen a lot of 7-8s with a variety of different types of women, all GORGEOUS in there own right(there is truely a little something for everyone, and the most group of sexy women in the city). This particular night I spent a large chunk of time with a super upbeat, witty, fun, petite girl-next-door type named Avery. I got a few dances from her and a few from some of the other girls working that and I can't complain, not one bit! Avery was gorgeous with a tight little body with a perfect butt, black hair(although she was rocking a red wig that night to "spice things up") and blue eyes and a smile that will drive any red blooded American man insane. Her dances WERE AMAZING! She was very senual and sexy with out being "sleazy", exciting without being dirty. She really took her time to talk to me and make me feel comfortable before there was any talk of dances, and she went out of her way to make me feel like a special person and not just a faceless customer. If you get a chance definitely check out Fancy's. If you go to clubs in OKC, give it a try and you may get hooked, and if you are from out of town DEFINITELY skip all the mega clubs(honestly, they are a crowded waste of time and money, there may be 5 more girls, but they will be rude and you will here 6 Clutch songs in the first 8 songs, which is 6 too many. lol) and definitely check out OKCs best kept secret! The women are SMOKIN HOT,the beer is ICE COLD and it's always a BLAST! If you go in at night, do yourself a favor and strike up a conversation with Avery(she is a really fun chick to talk to! Very friendly and down to earth and super sexy!), buy yourselves a few rounds and enjoy a few dances! She also is great at doubles and really makes you feel like you are a king while I have had dances at other clubs were it feels like she forgot I was there!
