Third Time is a Charm!

The first two times I went to Follies I clearly had no idea what I was doing. I was overdressed, underfunded, and an obvious mark for girls who wanted my money to get them a lot more mileage than it got me.

NOT THIS TIME, FELLAS!

I brought $500 with me, not because I intended to spend it, but because I knew that if I brought a little more than I intended to spend, I would feel like I had more negotiating leeway. You may or may not be this way, but it helped me. I wore gym shorts (no underwear this time), a comfortably fitted T-shirt, and tennis shoes.