the facts. nothing but the facts.

OK. just trying to keep to the dollar facts. when I go to Tijuana my normal routine is to park at one of the trolley stops up the lane north of San Ysidro. normal rate for the trolley is $2.50 and drops you off just north of pedestrian east entrance at the border. walk towards Mexico (up a number of steps) and the walkway and then through the turnstiles into the Mexican customs building. stay to the right and then when called up to one of the officers in Mexico show them your passport card. if you show them a passport book good chance that he will stamp it. More times than not they will fill out a visa form that is good for up to seven days. Walk past the x-ray machine and then down the long concrete pathway to where the taxis are. I suggest open the negotiation for a taxi ride at the price of three dollars. some accept three dollars. some will insist on more. suggest four dollars. but definitely never go over five dollars. it's not a long drive before you're dropped off in front of Adelitas or hong kong. when you are dropped off... if you don't want to go in to adelitas simply walk west down to hong kong. there will be a pat down at the entrance. and if it's a special event and/or Thursday and Friday and Saturday evening and night there will be a cover charge of seven dollars. they will give you usually a can of beer. if you do not want the beer simply just take it to the bar inside the show room and have the bartender exchange it for something that is more suitable for you.

as you part the curtains you'll first encounter a number of meseros that want to take you to a table and get you a girl and of course sell you a cervesa. I smile and simply walk past these guys then take a walk around the club checking out the girls that are here in there and everywhere. good chance you're going to get groped some and then enticed with a nice tease. i usually try to find a spot to sit and just enjoy the show room activity. invariably there will be some girls that will walk by and try to get you to buy them a fitcha drink. if you like the girl... that's good. have her sit with you and pay the nine dollars +1 dollar tip to the mesero. observe how she drinks her ficha drink. if she slams it down or perhaps wraps the drink with a napkin and the mesero swoops in and grabs it and asks you to buy her another drink... I would suggest dismissing that girl. but in the meantime enjoy the time with the girl (a bit of broken conversation if you do not know Spanish) and gently touch her... if you play it right with the right girl you're going to have literally a lap dance lasting for 10 minutes for the price of one drink... $9 plus $1 tip. more than likely the girl is going to suggest going to the room (Arriba.)

if you like the girl this is a good time to say yes to her and make your way with her to one of the entrances either at the north or south end of the club . there one of the staff will put a robe on the girl. Tip him one dollar and make your way out of the club with the girl onto the sidewalk and then into the entranceway of the Cascada hotel and up the stairs to the front desk. if you do not already have a room in the hotel you'll be asked to pay the $17-$19 charge for a short time room. the desk clerk Will give you a condom. then walk with the girl to the room. The girl will expect anywhere from $60 up to 100 dollars for her service. don't be surprise if she wants payment first. at about 20 to 25 minutes (hopefully 30 minutes) there will be a hard knock on the door. I suggest to set your stopwatch or note the Time. if it is out about 25 minutes jump in the shower get dressed and exit the room giving the cum boy at least a one dollar tip to clean up the room.