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Susan Boyle take the mic! “I Dreamed a Dreams in times gone byyyyyyy, when hope was high and worth livinggggg” Aight now shut the fuck up

Dreams Cabaret
13299 Gateway Blvd W El Paso, TX 79928
Dreams. It’s definitely considered the marquee club in El Paso. The most strippers work here maybe like around 50 or so on busy nights. It’s BYOB so it’s 18+ not 21+ that makes a big difference in a military town like El Paso. You got all these dicked up privates coming in and and getting hustled out of their paycheck. Yes Ill be dropping my paycheck too but I ain’t no fucking private. You got big groups of them often. Not only is this a big soldier hangout but it’s got a party vibe that attracts large groups of everybody. For a mostly solo clubber like me, who likes to chat it doesn’t have a great vibe for me. This is most certainly lapdance factory. Take a number kinda bullshit. Nobody is gonna remember you here because of all the high volume. Wednesday’s is ladies night might be even more packed here then, than Friday/Saturday night. The dancers will even hustle in packs. Just not the chit chat shoot the shit vibe I really like and get at the Red Parrot and Xcape. Club is big like a warehouse. Plenty of parking. Setup is 4 stages in a square. Seating in between all that. “Bar” is on the left when comin in. Bathroom immediate right. VIP is upstairs in the back. Floor dances are $10. VIP was $10 when I went Friday but it usually is $15 perhaps they lowered it. And then $20 topless $30 nude. Cover is $20. Dancers are much younger here then the rest of El Paso clubs. Some look like they are still in high school. 80% Latina with 20% White and Black. It’s dark in here but there are definitely some uglies running around but there are so many good looking 19 year olds. Mostly 8’s, I didn’t see any blow you away hotties but they will do the job. El Paso is a place where there aren’t a lot of great great jobs, so if your a young hot girl, in a town like this, working at Dreams is gonna be your best way to make money in a very fucking easy way. Most of them are just partying with their friends. VIP ain’t super private but it’s definitely high mileage for the most part. Girl dependent obviously but this is a high mileage town. Just don’t expect ultra high mileage here. Go to Red Parrot for that. It can be a good place to take some friends and the lineup is always so different when I go, there is such a good chance of seeing some real good talent here and a lot of it so I can never write this place off but this is not my kind of club. I’m always at Red Parrot or Xcape so to me I would rank this place No.3 in town. If I do got my buddies on board this would be a good option though.