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Ok milage, beautiful girls, bad prices

Lapello
55 Dame St, Temple Bar, Dublin 2, D02 XY77, Ireland
I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple bar, right across from a busy grocery chain (with it's own ATM). The place is nice enough. Bar on the main floor with hostess serving expensive preseco for $15 that the entertainers loved. A public stage in the center gives you a preview of the girls dancing talents every so often, but it's erratic unless you're buying drinks. Dances take place downstairs, 100 for a public dance and 300 for private. Private dances are in a very small nook in the lower hall near the group dance area, with just a curtain to offer privacy. These dances last 10 minutes, then the upsell ramps up for more. Dancers were 7+, with all attractive body types. At prime time (11-1) there was over 12 girls working. Milage depended on the dancers. The girls weren't too pushy but you can feel like a piece of meat in front of a pack of hungry lionesses when you come in. P was a Romanian girl, 5'8 with blonde hair and large breasts, medium size ass. She was persuasive but her dance was lackluster. She was slow to start and tried to short a song. K was a thick Colombian with a gorgeous ass, about 5'4, with a great grind. I wish I spent more time with her than P. She hinted at more in private and was very handsy. C was a very tall, dark skinned beauty wearing cat ears and a ton of glitter. She had implants that we're large for her frame. Her dance was very professional and skilled - girl used her body like a tool to make us both happy. I didn't push it, but she was receptive to requests. I would recommend the place if you have money to burn because those dances add up quick. The girls are the prettiest in the city but the Chinese woman was a mood killer, and watches the girls like a hawk. Ironically the bouncers were pretty cool. A solid B from me. I'll come back the next time I'm in Ireland.