Showgirl's Bizarre BoredBoy: Imperial is Impeccable

I heard word of a fully nude club full of beautiful dancers. Being the curiously bored individual, I got up from the sofa and decided "let's attend cooly". Before that, research had to be done to get a sense of what I'm in for.

Bless this club for up to date social media presence and their website to see what they have to offer. It appears that Thursdays specials are pretty neat. $150 for the private suite (30 min) and $75 for VIP experience (15 min). The former sounding more appealing, I made a deadset plan to regretfully throw my money away like the fool that I am.

I arrived to Anaheim where the club. Is located, partially fatigued from the heat due to my car's AC not working. In hindsight, I should have probably spent the money on repairs first, but I didn't want to miss this day's special before resuming reality. The front door is guarded by two guys around my age and first impression: Super relaxed. Felt like old friends. But don't get me wrong, they can jump you if you really (and I do mean) push it and you wouldn't even know what just happened.