Bikini clad girls and cheap beer
This is an amalgamation (wait, are 12 syllable words allowed on TUSCL?) of three recent weekday late afternoon visits. From the outside the place looks like a roadside townie bar. From this inside it looks pretty much the same. Except at Hak's there are some scantily dressed girls scattered around. There is a large bar surrounding a two pole stage. I've seen two bartenders on my visits. One a very slender attractive blonde, the other a quite buxom brunette. Both offer up their cleavage for you to insert a dollar or two tip. Drinks are actually priced quite reasonably. In fact, unless the bartender counted my change wrong my Bud Light draft only cost me $1.50 plus her $1 tip. Maybe there's a happy hour price, I don't know. Dancers come in many shapes and sizes. Sure there are some who could drop a pound or two. But none of the girls I saw recently qualified as "big girls". There were several WOC, a Latina or two, and more than a few white girls as well.
Ariel, a tall sexy blonde, was the hottest of the bunch. I noticed in a previous review that she is an ex-pat from Oasis and Penthouse. I'm not surprised. Courtney, another blonde (notice a trend in my preference here?) has an awesome smile, and a generous bosom that when shaken had a tendency to pop out of her quite loose fitting top. Several other dancers of various ethnicities whose names I couldn't catch because the DJ mumbles rounded out the lineup.
Girls circle for tips after their two song sets. If you're a veteran of PH in NJ or PO in South Philly, don't expect the same welcoming handshake. They are friendly. But not encouraging. Maybe they become a little more so if you become a known commodity, I can't say. But they do offer a quite nice opening for the insertion of your $1 tip. Or $2. Some asked if I was interested in a private dance. None gave me any reason why I should accept.
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