Permanently 1983

This place is really weird. The decor is a throwback to the early 80s-- the lounge area has chairs that my gramma had at her kitchen table, the barstaff is trollish and complete indifferent towards your presence.

The lapdance area is straight ahead as you enter, with a curtain for privacy, but there are only two booths, and they are touching, so you are leg-to-leg with your fellow pervert when both chairs are in use. The "VIP" area is beyond that and curtained off to the rest of the club, BUT lattice separates the lapdance area from the "VIP" so nosy dancers giving lappies can spy on you easily enough. Lapdances are only 20 here which is better than up the road, and VIP I believe is 40 to the house for 15 plus whatever you negotiate with the girl. I'm not sure if this place does halfs or hours, not really that kind of place.

The girls varied between 2s and 5s. I have spied a 6 or a 7 in here on occasion, but not this time. When they are called onstage they put very little effort in, usually standing around, and doing a little dance only if you bring them a dollar. There's no DJ and sometimes the CD will be a mix where the songs run into each other that makes it very difficult to count songs if you're getting dances, so if they put the reggaeton mix on, wait till it's done before getting dances, otherwise you're gonna get hustled.