Follies is the Crown Jewel of Strip Clubs

WOW! That's pretty much the best word I can use for good ole Follies. I'm from Ohio but heard about this club for many years from fellow Buckeyes who visited and regaled us with their bawdy tales, but I brushed it off as embellished drivel. Well I finally paid a visit and can confirm all the raunchy rumors are true. This place is like a smorgasbord for horny dudes who are hungry to see, smell, feel and even taste female flesh in all it's glory.

I visited on a late Friday night and then early Saturday afternoon and it's very true that the vibe is totally different between day shift and night shift. Like many others have stated before, I much prefer the day shift and it's obvious for good reasons.

Friday night I got there around midnight and parked at the auto broker place next door and paid the attendant $20 plus a $3 tip to watch over my car. There was a line as expected but I only had to wait about 20 minutes and got in once the heavily-armed security guard frisked me. $30 cover charge was painful. I walked in and noticed there was about 90% AA dancers and clientele. I think me and three other guys were the only white boys in the entire club. Air was heavy with weed and ciggie smoke and some AA fellas on the high couches were raining down singles like it was going out of style. For whatever reason, I was ignored by nearly all of the AA dancers and only got attention from the small number of Latina girls working that night. The place was so packed that I couldnt find a good place to sit, so I just stood up against the wall near the VIP booth on the DJ side and sipped my Corona and surveyed the scene. I had a homely-looking AA dancer finally ask if I wanted to get a dance but I politely turned her down. Luckily, a thin pretty Latina with braces brushed up against me and smiled as I softly caressed her cute butt. We got a seat on the couch facing the mirrors and had some idle chit-chat. Didnt catch her name but she took off her bikini top and kept her thong on. I bought two dances but didnt feel any special chemistry with her. Things didnt go well because I lightly suckled on her left nipple for about 0.4 seconds and she quickly pulled it outta my mouth and said "don't do that". I could tell she was a little upset and it kinda ruined the mood for me and I left the club about half hour after her lapper.