Bad First Miami Club

This was such a let down. It was my first time in Miami and I didn't have a ton of time so I end up at the closest strip club I can find and this is it. Its a Sunday afternoon, not expecting a big turnout, but I was expecting more than 2 girls there (three patrons). I get a budlight for $4 and sit down by the stage where no one is dancing. Then a blonde (maybe Russian) comes up to me and gives me the biggest upsell on everything...but I find out too late.

We go to the back and she tells me 30 per song (inflated, but she was hinting at extras.) Everything I asked she replied (+$20.. touching, kissing, hands, turning around.) I dropped $110 with her and the met the other one. Mid 20s, brunette, thin, tall. She sits with me and we are casually talking, she tells me about cameras in Lap dance area and her VIP room which starts at $400. I just couldn't afford it that day.

Before I take her for my last lap dance, the first blonde comes back and bothers us, whispering in my ear "I'll leave for $20." I didn't leave her anything and called it a day after mild last dance.