I don't make the news, I...

I don't make the news, I just report it.

Went to Dollies last night & talked with a lovely little thing who said she was there when the fire happened. Apparently started back in the Ladies change room. Anyway, it's the 2nd fire they've had there & the city won't renew their cabaret license, so it's closed for good.

On the other hand, she said Chameleon [WHY doesn't TUSCL have an entry for this club? They used to because I've submitted reports on it before...] will be opening NEXT Wednesday adsolutely, positively.