Although I have touted this place...

Although I have touted this place in the past, I have to say that my last visit was rather disappointing. Upon entering, I was greeted by the most horrible music I have ever heard, played at painfully high volume. (electric blue management: If you are reading this, your dj has got to go, no fooling.) I found my way to the stage, where three flagrantly unexceptional women were performing. Could not find a waitress to serve me a drink, so I went over to the bar to order one, when I encountered my once favorite plaything Jada, who looks about 40 pounds heavier than last summer, and no longer caused my erectile tissues to tingle like before. I went back to the stage, where 3 more "why do they bother?" types were sucking up dollars from the other patrons. I took a seat, worried that by this time, I was radiating bad vibes that would drive women away. After about a half hour, I met a cute little blonde who gave me two private dances that were very stimulating. That's why I gave them a 7 instead of a 2.