Big parking lot shared with a sports bar next door. Probably should have gone there. Bit of a sketchy area. $7 cover on a Wed afternoon. I walk in and it's a big place. Main stage had NO ONE dancing, and only 2 other patrons. 4 or 5 girls working. Before I sit down, and tallish milfish brunette with huge add ons pounces. I let her know I want to get settled and have a drink first. After I order the $3.50 gin and tonic (enough info yet minnow?), the same dancer plops down in the chair next to me. I can see behind me, there's another non-private area with another stage not in use. After some chit chat, and seeing she's the best looking of the girls there, I get a couple of moderate dances. HEAVY grind, nipples across the face but not in the mouth.
I go back to my table, still no one on stage, watch the Astros hammer the Cubs (fuck, I'm from Chicago), finish my drink and leave.