Bare Elegance is the Best Club in L.A.

Since Bikini Club Fantasy Island closed awhile back, I've been bouncing around to the remaining

West L.A. clubs, Skin, Plan B, 4Play, and Bare Elegance. Bare Elegance is hands down the best. Best looking club. Very spacious and plenty of room. Super high ceilings which is nice and creates a cool atmosphere. Bouncers and management are chill. No one walks around and peeks their head in to the booths. I can go to my car for a toke and a swig anytime no questions asked. It's a 2 story club with supposedly more private rooms and areas upstairs to enjoy. No booze but I hear the girls can drink in the dressing room so they're getting their party on too which makes it funner. Comfy chairs, good amount of barstools, and a bunch of different private areas and rooms are available. Consistent dancers on the stage at all times. Plus as others have mentioned, they have the best looking gals who walk around completely nude, which is amazing by the way. I can really relax and just chill in this comfy warm environment. Also the girls tell me that they really treat the girls well with security and meals and good vibes.

So hit the club on a Friday around 9. Self park and toss the valet $7.Pay my $6 entry and snag a table. Prolly had 45 minutes straight of fending off girls while I looked for the right one. Girls were high 7's to 9ish. No mature, no chubs, no fuglies. Many blonds. Super aggressive Rusky gal who was a solid 9 was working me hard. Private dance, sexy, hot, blah blah blah. Sent her away. Then a tall blonde hot Croatian chick sits down. Same thing. My experience with foreign hot blonds is that they're disappointing. Maybe they have a super high opinion of themselves or its because they are foreign I'm not 100% sure of the reason but I am usually disappointed. However, if they are the girl-next-door type blondes from Texas or Oklahoma or the midwest or south, those I like. Also one thing I do at BE is order a lot of Perriers and Red Bulls and just give them away. The waitress likes that I am ordering and tipping her and I am sure management prolly likes that as well. So the Rusky gal comes back for a reload on me. "Baby let's go upstairs and have some fun blah blah blah. Getting kinda aggressive. So I says, "Honey you are beautiful, but you are not my type". She asked what my type was. I said, "Dark hair, dark skin, natural boobs". She literally launched out of her chair and scrammed. Wow! I will use that line again.