The LAST strip club you will ever set foot in - Review of Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club • Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico

If you're on the fence about this place, it's alright. So was I... You show up in a FREE Escalade Stretch limo (be sure to tip the driver). You get patted down, and pay the $5 bucks to get into the club. You also get a free beer when you go, which can be traded for a shot if you tell any waiter. Once you peel back the heavy black curtains, your jaw will drop. You will feast your eyes on the most elaborate, beautiful, adult playground known to man. The sight will forever be burnt into my retinas. I make a point to take a picture of all of my friends after their first sighting, because they will remain forever changed from this point forth... Be sure to sit at a table and order a bottle. The strippers will approach you and sit on your lap. You can buy them a drink if you wish, if you think they're hot. If not, no big deal, onto the next. There are HUNDREDS of girls in there. The sheer amount of women there will blow your mind. You may not see the same chick twice in one night, and definitely not twice in a month! If you plan on going to another strip club, especially in the states, you might want to reconsider. You will NEVER step foot in another strip establishment ever again. This experience is absolutely life changing. You will emerge a new man, a GOD among civilians, after your experience. 15/10. See you next weekend!