Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Tried to salvage the night but may have arrived too late

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braknj
Aug 3, 2019, 4:16 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I tried to salvage my night by stopping at Clancy’s in my way home after trying a handful of other places. Arrived at about 11:15. Street parking is easy. The neighborhood is somewhat residential and it’s a main road but typically quiet later at night.

I walked in and walked past the long bar on the left. Walked past the small stage in the middle of the bar. The room is narrow but long. I went to the end of the bar and grabbed a seat where a couple of patrons were hanging out. The crowd was friendly. The two bartenders were smoking hot. I didn’t get an exact count of dancers but somewhere north of 5. There were maybe 8 customers there at this point. One customer was by the stage and was taking up the time of a darker skinned Brazilian who had a fantastic ass and a one piece black lingerie outfit. She was quite tall and a pleasant sight. One woman who spoke clear English and was darker skinned had big natural tits and a huge ass. Curvy. Not really my type. Another Latina with a fake ass and fake tits was behind the bar. These two seemed to have a few customers there that they knew already. This was pretty much all Latina dancers (I assume Brazilian) and one white American dancer that was a bit curvy and had some extra weight - but cute.

It was really hard to get any girl’s attention so I had a beer and watched the end of the ballgame that was on. Was hoping for more but I think I need to invest in a few more visits for the ladies to start recognizing me to get any attention. This was only my third time there. Multiple girls i would go back for a dance - none of them are knockouts. But plenty in the 5-7 range. Hope to drop in again soon

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Tried to salvage the night but may have arrived too late