The Never Ending Lap Dance Club

I had previously been introduced to the legendary Mons Venus while visiting Tampa some years ago. I had been told that the Mons was past its prime then, but I still had a great time. I tried laps with 4 or 5 girls and felt like most of the dancers were trying to lap my out in two or three songs. Several did exactly that. It was a fun couple of hours despite the lack of on premises alcohol. Although, I was able to go next door and down a couple beers between dances. Left satisfied (x2)!

Fast forward a half decade, I was excited to be visiting Florida again and scheduled a one night return to the Mons Venus.

My pockets were flush with cash and I headed to the Mons. Was disappointed to see that the little restaurant that served alcohol next door had closed, but I ended up pre-gaming down the street.