not worth the money

Hadn't been here in a while, but after discovering that Mons doesn't allow $20 lapdances anymore I went here to check it out. Big mistake. They want $30 per song here, plus $5 entrance to the lapdance rooms. Not remotely acceptable. What is worse is a strong up-sell tendency here which i cannot stand.

The staff was nice, and I was first approached for a lapdance by a nice girl whose name I forget. I didn't take her up on the $30 lapdance as they is too much for any club. Another girl, Storm, approached, and chatted briefly. She went on stage, then when she came off, I asked her if she wanted to do the 3 for $65 special they just started. That is still higher than the $20 per song I permit but it was clear that this was the best I was going to do. The biggest problem was, right at the outset, that she didn't immediately say, "sure, lets go!" and lead me to the lapdance area. No. She looked annoyed, slightly put out, and said, "really, what about the VIP? The champagne room is much better. I like to get naked in there and it's private." This was a HUGE warning, but I foolishly disregarded it. I cannot stand up-selling like this. At least give the customer some great dances in the lapdance room the customer requests before asking if they are interested in something more. But no. Total up-sell right away, and she seem really put out having to go to the lowly regular lapdance area.

Once there, I had to pay $5 to the doorman, so I'm now in for $70 for three songs, which should cost $60 anywhere else. Once she starts, she doesn't take off her bottom, just giving me a topless dance, and mentions something about the VIP rooms being better because she can get naked. I said they normally do right where we are, and she said she wasn't comfortable in there because it isn't private. This is all ridiculous because she was just completely naked on stage in front of the entire club. More up-selling to the other rooms. Not to mention the fact that she was providing easily one of the most uninspired and uninteresting lapdances I've ever had. I had enough, stood up, and said, "we are done. I'll pay you your $65." She was surprised, said she'd get naked if I ask her to do so (too late now), and looked generally shocked. I gave her the $65, and walked back out onto the main floor and left. On my way out I saw her walk over and tell tell the bouncer something. I'm not sure what she could have been complaining about, as she just got $65 for performing 70 seconds of crappy lapdancing.