Atlantis
1897 E Lincoln Hwy Ford Heights, IL 60411

a lot of sitting around

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JeezyScheezy
Jul 27, 2019, 6:01 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I was visiting the area with a friend and we decided to check this place out based on the reviews. We pulled in and self parked, and saw the 2 valets out by the street. One came walking towards us and we did our best to ignore him, but he caught us and wanted $5. Lame, but oh well. But then we got to the desk inside and the let us right in for free.

Entering the main room, it was as impressive as described. And also impressively freaking empty for 9 pm on a Saturday. The ladies were mostly good looking, but some standout ugly ones. My friend was first to bite for a private dance. I sat there bored out of my mind waiting for him to get back. His girl was young and hot, and it turns out too new- only a few days there, and my friend’s time in VIP with her was not too much different than a table dance at other places.

Finally one who looked very much like an experiences stripper came to us, and I took the dive this time. Going back to the booth-rooms, I was initially impressed with the concept, but in the end I think the execution could have been a bit better. For example, dimmer lighting, and narrower entries or curatins so there is more feeling of privacy. My girl got topless, climbed on me and did a decent lap dance, pulling the panties aside occasionally. She guided my hands to her breasts, which was nice. We seemed to be building nice rapport. Then the song ended, and she bizarrely started speaking as if, that’s it, thanks for the dance. I said we could do another, and she acted surprised. So we did and it was again pretty good. But when it ended, she started speaking again as if we’re done, and in more definitive terms, so I went with it. Maybe had a whale waiting on her?

So there had been a decent number of dancers there. They were all just sitting on their phones, or talking with PLs. After10 pm, then the place had some customers. So the girls were circulating more now, but now there were a bunch of guys, and there was somehow even less money being made. I hadn’t picked up from the reviews that there are NO table dances, only the VIP. We could see the hall to and from the VIP’s- very dead. I really wanted to stand and yell, do you f**ckers understand the concept of making money? I was telling my friend I’m about ready to just take an L on this one as it was approaching 2 hours we were there.

Finally a built young AA girl was walking kinda our direction, so I locked in eye contact and waved. Hers is the only name I remember, and I’ll call her simply M since I’m not totally sure she was compliant with the rules. She had a bangin natural body, and I was quite willing to head right to VIP with her. We arrived like 10 seconds into a song, and she asked if I wanted to wait til the next to start. I said sure. She sat on my lap and talked, and was getting antsy to start, and eventually got up and stripped fully nude danced a little in front of me, still off the clock. Then when the next song started, she mounted me for a top notch LD. I lasted less than 2 songs. She was damn good- saved the night for me.

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