Fancy's gets the job done

We went to Fancy's kind of late, around 11pm so please keep that in mind while reading the rest of the review. I'm definitely not writing off the place, but I will have to make that decision after I visit one more time.

A couple of my friends and I went to a beer festival earlier in the evening and we felt too spent to go out drinking again so we naturally turned our heads to strip clubs. I've been reading reviews for a couple of weeks and it seemed like Fancy's was the place to go if you want a chill night and get a good bang for your buck. I agree that it's a good value but the talent was not that great. There were about 5-6 girls there, a couple of them having long conversations with some other guys (one was a mid-30s white chick with MM DDs that I really wanted to get a dance from... but, alas)

There was one girl at the bigger stage and one girl at the mini stage (the girl who finished dancing at the bigger stage would move onto the mini stage in the middle where you could tip and get motorboated). I started off kind of slow and sat by the bigger stage, expecting things to ramp up, but it soon became clear that the vibe was only going to die down from here. After about 30 mins of watching the stage girls and tipping, I opted to get some lap dances for 20 a dance. Once again, the talent wasn't great but didn't really have much of a choice so I went with this mid-30s, flat-chested white girl who had been talking to us for a while. The private area is surprisingly small, just a couple of couches. Touching was allowed and she grinded hard for half the song but there was nothing extra. She came back to the table with us and hung out for a while until we were ready to leave. When we were leaving she suggested we get wrist bands so we don't have to pay cover at La Nude, which I thought was really awesome of her. We hugged goodbye and hopped into La Nude to check out the scene there. I'll leave a separate review for La Nude, but let's just say the talent there was far better that night.