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Rejected Review

Actual fun at a strip club

Sapphire New York
333 E 60th St New York, NY 10022
This is a review for Sapphire’s 39th St location (TUSCL should probably break out the various Sapphire locations, btw.) Sapphire is a reminder that strip clubs are supposed to be *fun*. So many are dour, transactional places, or worse, desperate haunts. That ain’t this place, though. I’ve never seen so many people having such a good time at a strip club. From the thumping (but not too loud) music, to the hyperactive lighting, to the constant circulation of girls, girls, girls, it was non-stop party. There were a good variety of girls (a problem at some NYC clubs) - white, black, Latina, Asian, and all good looking - 7s and mostly above. No thick booties if that’s your preference, but that about the only deficit. Importantly, the vast majority of the girls seemed to be having a really good time, whether on one of the two stages (both of which were always occupied) or flirting with the surprisingly coed (although mostly male) clientele sitting in booths and chairs near the stages or against the walls of the rectangular room. Customers were dancing, everywhere you looked people were smiling and laughing. The whole vibe was almost fucking wholesome, if it weren’t for all the toplessness and lap writhing going on. Drinks were surprisingly reasonable for Midtown Manhattan, too. All in all a really good vibe.