Sex Kitten Bartender + Charlie Brown’s Sister

If it’s Tuesday night in WPB it must be $10 lap night at SR. At 11 pm though, it was crowded - but with polo shirted guys with khakis, along with the occasional old guy and stringy-haired dudes sitting along the wall. Aside from a couple cuties smoking Juuls and hanging with their regulars, the most entertainment was provided by Allie, a tall brunette bartender that was a 9.5 (minimum), easily the prettiest and friendliest girl on the premises and a perpetually wiggling butt. No bartender has ever looked sexier when operating a cash register. Too bad she didn’t do laps. Her drinks were expensive @ $11 for a rum and coke. As an honorable mention, her waitress sidekick was easily an 8.5.

The dancers? Well it took a while. The ratio of men to women was an order of magnitude higher than what I’d find normally acceptable in a South Florida club. Other than the gal named for KimK’s model half-sister, lean and Cuban, who I enjoyed last time, no one was approaching and in her case it was a “wanna dance?” without any verbal foreplay besides “is this your first time?” So unlike the old Baltimore girls who seem to remember you from visits 3 months earlier, it clearly takes more than a visit a month to make you a regular here.

After an hour, more gals began emerging (it was nearly midnight). Sneaking through the alley onto my lap was a big-boobed (scientifically enhanced of course) blonde Cuban gal with big nerdy glasses who apparently from the name she gave is Charlie Brown’s sister. I listed after last visit, and tonight was my turn to enjoy 4 topless, full-touch laps of increasing heat, ending in kissing and skilled, erection-generating contortions, all without once attempting an upsell to one of their overpriced rooms. Charlie Brown’s sister made my Great Pumpkin rise and she will probably make yours rise as well. Worth the $40 damage for 4 dances plus the $20 tip. They don’t make many girls like this these days. Keep in mind you pay $5 the first time you enter the lap area, receiving a wristband.