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A little slice of heaven on earth

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
First of all, I'm not a strip clubbing guy. At least not anymore. It's probably been a couple years since I've been to a strip club, but I happened to be in San Diego for Comic Con and I wasn't going to pass up an opportunity to hang out in TJ for at least a few hours to go and see where all the real action is. I think this place might have actually exceeded all my expectations, which is not an easy thing to do, as I have quite a vivid imagination. I don't know if it's like this every day, or if I just showed up at the right time on a Sunday afternoon, but there were insanely beautiful women on my every flank, mostly perfect tens, only a few average looking ones, but truth be told, I would've been satisfied with any one of them. Almost as soon as I walked in, I was shown around the club, taken to the VIP room and brought an absolutely flawless nineteen year old beauty. After we had a couple drinks and a few lap dances and after a little bit of pre-cum from all that booty grinding, I said screw this, let's go get a room for an hour. Best hour of my life.

Adjudicators

QrickQ
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minnow
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Electronman
Not Enough Details Add some details about the club and the dancers. It's OK to tell the readers why you were in San Diego and about having a vivid imagination but the focus of your review should be on the club and the dancers.