I walked in and there were about 4 or 5 girls and about three or four customers. Which if you've ever been there before means it was really empty! I walked over to the bar and there was a blond girl having drinks with a guy and I walked up between her and another girl two bar stools over and ordered a beer. The girl by herself ignored me altogether??? while the girl and guy next to me proceeded with a somewhat entertaining conversation. (I was sitting there so of course I listened.). PL-"I think you should be my girlfriend"...Stripper- "come on"...PL- "no really I see you all the time and I know we like each other"...stipper-"yes we do, we can talk about it"...PL-"I need to use the bathroom, I'll be back." Off he goes and she turns and starts talking to me and instantly trying to sell me on a VIP dance. (Blonde hair, natural boobs, early 30's, ok looking.). I said, "I didn't mean to listen, but I'm sitting right here. Isn't he going to be right back?" Stripper, "yes I suppose he is. She changes the subject and starts to ask about where I'm from, why I'm in Vegas...then about 10 minutes later back to selling the VIP, Finally about 15 minutes later she says, "hmm..I wondered what happened to him" (bathroom bound wanna be boyfriend) and I answer "should I check?" She says, "no let's go do a dance. I'm a unicorn here, you'll love it. Let's do a lap dance on the floor then we can talk about a VIP dance after you see how great I am." Ok, I'm in. Off to a chair in the corner we go and she proceeds with a totally disengaged lap dance. Not my definition of a unicorn! I said thank you and off I went into the warm afternoon. Not a great experience, but at least it was entertaining...sort of entertaining and fortunately I only spent $20 and sprung for one beer.
