Hit or Miss

Had a couple hours to kill and stopped in on a early Friday night for a couple beers and dances. This club just changed names. Same owners, little bump up in the talent. They spent some money on carpet, added a bottle section, otherwise pretty much the same. I've been here on and off 3 or 4 times a year the last 5 or 6 years. Had some great dances and some really bad ones. This night, first one was a new girl with fake boobs. She definitely did not understand the fine art of a lap dance. Bouncing is not a lap dance. Motor-boating without contact just makes me dizzy. Couldn't wait for it to end. Second dance was very different. Fair amount of contact, but nothing south of the border. Very hot night so she was sweating her ass off. Tried to get me in VIP for more contact but didn't have the coin that night. This place is not consistent, you never know what you're going o get. Had a dancer a week or so ago there that was the best i've had there ever. Don't remember her name but she turned 36 this week. Smoking body and not shy. You gotta be selective here. At $30 a dance, it's gets pricey quick. Go on a Tuesday night and drinks are around $3, and they have half price V.I.P. at $175 for 1/2 hour. You can always get a private room for $100 for 3 songs any day. Tip the bouncer and he'll stay out of your hair.