Popular Club - But Not For Everyone

I was in South Florida for job related travel and thanks to TUSCL reviews had a short list of clubs I hoped to visit. This review is of the third and final club I went to one Sunday night, reviews of the first two were submitted.

After hitting Solid Gold and Cheetah I went to Diamond Dolls to see what all the fuss was about, and hoping to take a trip behind the curtains since I was crazy horny from the first two clubs. At 23:00 there was a $2 parking fee and cover was $5. Let me say that DD is just as described by other TUSCL reviewers. The only club I have visited that comes close to this type of crowded party atmosphere is Follies in Atlanta, and I’ve really enjoyed my visits to Follies. It was a Sunday night but the place was nearly wall to wall patrons and dancers who were in various states of nudity. I managed to find a seat and within a minute (I wish I had timed it) I was asked if I wanted a dance by one of the Cuban missiles. She wasn’t my type, fake gigantic ass and immobile beach ball tits, but she had a nice face and toned body so I agreed figuring $10 is nothing in this game and she was a typical specimen as many of the dancers were heavily siliconized. The dance was just OK and when she wiggled her tits against my face it felt like I was getting gently knocked by boxing gloves. I sent her away after one dance. I ordered a $6 beer, watched the stage show, and scanned the room for a dancer that would get the job done and had natural tits. This last part, natural tits, was very difficult to find. I’ve never seen so many ridiculously enhanced body parts on full display all at once. During my entire stay I did spot a few dancers with naturals but they were definitely the minority and were locked up by patrons. Eventually a dancer with a pretty face sat next to me who spoke fluent English (also a rare plus). She was a Puerto Rican from NY and definitely had a natural (and enormous) Latin ass but her tits were covered by her costume so I couldn’t tell if she had implants. They looked really good from my perspective so after some light conversation I took her up on a private dance in the back in the $20 per song booth… I know… I know… these are not worth it and I should have gone for floor dances, but I decided to try it out. Behind the curtain, this booth had two benches with a wall between them. We were in there alone. Once we got started she made it her mission to convince me to try for an upgrade, which was a good time in and of itself despite the fact that she had implants. Plenty of stick shifting and grinding and groping. She eventually quoted me $250 for level 1 and $500 for level two in the more private booths. I had done my research and knew this was a double charge so I negotiated down to the regular amount for a level 1 ($125). We left the upsell booth for a smaller one with no waiting. Behind the curtain she definitely delivered on her promised services and at a leisurely pace. When our time was up I followed her very explicit clean-up instructions (appreciated) and left.

I don’t regret going to DD and I had a good experience, but I went clubbing in the same area the next night and passed on DD for Cheetah and had a much better time. DD is definitely a favorite for a lot of PLs but it is not for everyone. Perhaps my opinion of DD would be different if I had been able to find a DS to help me out. But instead I settled for one who was “good enough to get the job done” which was an unfortunate necessity due to my early morning responsibilities. My days of staying up half the night and still being functional the next day have definitely passed. Thanks to all those who have written reviews and all the great follow-up comments from Papi, SB, and 25. This club would have been an overwhelming and probably a negative experience, rather than a mostly-positive one, if I had not gone in prepared.