Fat Bottomed girls make the Chicas Locas world go round

Visited after 8PM. No cover charge- only in the afternoons. Building is enormous. It is located in an industrial area, and it could be a little spooky at night, which is why they apparently have a security guard there. The footprint is too large for the business. You enter the main floor. Buffet area and pool table on left hand side. When I arrived, it was apparently in the middle of a fat bottomed latina girls marathon. I saw 8-9 girls with very hefty cabooses- I can't see them working successfully at nearby Baby Dolls. I ordered a $7.00 beer and waited for a spinner. I spotted Ilene, a lithe Cuban. Not the prettiest girl ever, but she has a banging body. I agreed to a lap dance or two- $20 ea. We proceeded to go up a palatial stairway to the upper level, which has a range of tables and chairs in an open seating area ( did I mention that the building is big enough to house several businesses?). Ilene sat me down, and proceeded to hop on my lap like a 7 year old would on a trampoline. This was followed by some body gyrations , and then basically an air dance. I cut my losses after 2 dances. There were no other dancers I was interested in, so I left and drove over to Baby Dolls- about 7 minutes away using back streets. All I can say is YMMV