I was out with a couple of friends who were in town and wanted to see some T@A, as it was pretty dead in Center City. I didnt want to waste any time with Gold Club, due to previous disappointments in conjunction with the fact that they have a cover charge of 10 dollars every day of the week after 7pm. One of the guys was wearing Timbalands, so that ruled out Delilahs (which I'm not a fan of, because I should be able to wear whatever I want to wear to see naked broads). That left us with either Cheerleaders or Club Risque as the available choices for non hood clubs. A few games of Rock, Paper, and Scissors and Club Risque was the selection for this night.
We arrived slightly after midnight and decided to sit at the bar for a couple of drinks. The talent was average, but that's to be expected at Risque, where a large majority of the dancers are average and have stage routines that exacerbate their indolence as it pertains to exerting any energy to satisfying customers. The best part about the night was that they had 2 for 1 appetizers on Mondays, so we were able to eat. A cute next door white girl named Duchess chatted with us for a while and even offered me her number, but I'm pretty sure that she offered it to me in order to drum up business (which isnt going to happen). Lauren came by and tried to accost us for dancers, but we laughed sardonically in her face when she suggested that we would be pleased with her dances.
She then asked who was going to buy her a drink which elicited a sarcastic insult from me and then she stormed off, muttering under her breath that we were assholes or something along those lines. Ronnie came over after Lauren and kicked it with us for 10-15 minutes. Shes a tall blonde with shapely ass for a white girl. No lapdances occurred on this visit, but Ronnie was enjoyable company and my boy even offered her a drink, which she surprisingly refused. We said our goodbyes to Ronnie as she had to go back on stage and then we departed the location after an hour had elapsed.
