Happy birthday to me!

Stopped by on a birthday treat to myself, since the family was out of town there was no harm but to my wallet. The staff was very friendly and wished me a happy birthday. As it was just after opening there weren’t many dancers taking the stage. The bar back/bouncer (I assume) made small talk to kill the time. Girls started to trickle in and take the stage. The first few dancers that approached me were not to my tastes (nothing wrong just not tickling my fancy) and even the most aggressive of them (who was awkwardly rubbing me despite clear signs I wasn’t interested) respected that I wanted time to unwind and watch the pole for a while. My first private dance (50 dollars for 10 minutes) lasted closer to 20 minutes than the 10 I purchased. The girl was a lovely and bubbly bleach blond scene girl with glasses tattoos and the most amazing firm C cups. She was a it new and seemed nervous, but she warmed up and had some fun when I told her to give me her rule and promised I wouldn’t try anything. Funny since I am a happily married and am only there at the permission of my wry understanding wife. This made her coo with embarrassing gratitude towards good husbands and promised to give me plenty of sexual energy to take home to he wife. She then took my hands and put them on her tits saying, “these are too good not to play with.” The fact that she was so cute made up for the fact that the dance was more NC-17 than XXX (maybe R by today’s standards). I left the VIP feeling pretty good but still wanting more. I was starting to get a bit bored when a girl in half finished curls and a pearl necklace took the stage. She had the tiniest little tits and couldn’t have weighed more than 110 lbs (which was impressive because she was at least 6”2’ in her heeled boots. What really grabbed my attention was the confidence with which she took the pole despite being half prepared. She grappled the pole more like an acrobat than stripper doing major twists and slides. I sat at the stage and tipped generously, after she left the stage she went back stage to finish make up and hair. I walked to the bar to get a refill and let the guy know I’d like to spend some time with her (since he told me to do so). I sat back down and watched some more pole work. During this wait the first girl came over and started talking, more like a friend than trying to work me for more dough. The place was pretty empty (there may have been one or two other customer) and I have the Midwesterner curse of feeling obligated to talk to anyone who looks at me. I was having a genuinely good time talking about my work, my kid, etc etc. (funny how when you treat people like humans they like it) when it was her turn to take the stage. She told me she’d give me a little more vigor to take home to the wife. At this point I realized I had be waiting about 30 minutes for the other girl. Rather disappointed I decided we’ll I’ll just save some money and throw a few more dollars at girl #1, her tits (and everything else to be honest) were amazing after all. After her second song she dismounted the stage by sliding off and straddling me (only one at the stage) and asked as she put he top back on what was wrong because I looked less happy than before. I told her I was waiting on girl #2 (honestly I can’t remember names sorry). She said, “oh hell no you’re not going anywhere and went to the back and brought out #2. They were apologetic since apparently the message didn’t make it back there. I am an understanding person since I know I make a fair share of mistakes (just ask my wife she love to still point them out 12 years later, if that ain’t love I don’t know what is...) and the important part was that we were all sorted now. Girl #2 was stunning in curly pig tails that fell to her shoulders was wearing a cut off white T-shirt and a tied pearl necklace. Girl #1 reached into her clutch and retrieved the 20 that presumably I tipped her with after our dance and sat it on the table in front of #2 saying let me get you started for your wait. I told her no, I gave that to her and she deserved it, but she insisted saying that it was hers now and she would do what she wanted with it and walked away. Dancer #2 gave a mind blowing, phenomenal private full nude dance. She carried herself with such self assured sexiness that she could have done half that and got away with it, but she climbed me better than she did that pole. She “showed me her little tricks” as she put it. Which included but wasn’t limited to locking her legs at the knees behind my head and slowly reclining until she could crab climb into a full arch placing her nearly perfect pussy just fractions of an inch from my face. I don't usually get a full erection from a lab dance but she had me standing tall in my pants. She noticed this and finished off my doing the classic pussy grind. She leaned across me and with panting breaths whispered how good my hard cock felt rubbing against her pussy and how it felt better than the vibrator she uses when her boyfriend fucks her ass (in a few more descriptive details but that’s my memory and I’ll keep it thank you very much! Go make your own!). After the dance, I straightened up my pants and tucked my erection. I went down stairs planing to leave and make the short drive to where I could do something about the pent up sexual urge I had just gained. When the bouncer asked me to step aside, I was a little confused since I know I hadn’t done anything wrong, but kept my cool and was prepping to deal with something shitty. Just then the DJ announced that the birthday boy was headed to the stage. I sat there as each dancer (of which there were quite a few more of now came and rubbed there boobs in my face. They then all lined up with their asses out to snap a Polaroid. When I got the photo the two dancers I had patronaged asked the bouncer to take another photo with just the three of us. They leaned in and wrapped themselves around me. Girl one kissed me on the cheek and told me I was the nicest customer she had ever had and that she hoped I would come back with my wife so she could meet her since she sounded really cool.

Overall had a great time. It was a mixed bag of talent but I always say there always someone turned on by everything so no concern there. As the the afternoon progressed more and hotter dancers showed up (as you’d expect) but the intimate attention and fun conversation the day shift could give ended. Would highly recommend. Staff were kind and professional, girls were respectful and friendly.