2nd rate Vic's

I've been to Paradizio a few times and the best that can be said about it is that it is a 2nd rate Vic's which is a few blocks away and blows this club away in every single aspect.

This club opens early in the afternoon and closes at sometime in the night. From what I've seen there is no real distinction between showing up in the day or the night as you're most likely to see the same girls. The club itself on the smallish size with a stage right next to the bartender and a long bar side sitting area. On the rare occasions that the club gets crowded it can be a pretty tight space to move around. Admission is generally $5 for entry and a brief pat down. The club has a parking lot if you're driving in and the Irvington bus terminal is across the street if you're taking public transportation. The neighborhood is firmly a hood neighborhood so you have to be aware of your surroundings.

Drinks are about $4-5 for a soda and water. Don't drink alcohol so I have no idea of beer prices. Dancers range from incredibly fat to some that are very skinny. Almost all the girls are Black and almost all the girls are down to fuck in the VIP room which is $25 plus whatever their cost is. None of the girls are special looking with the hottest being maybe a 6 or 7. You can also opt for a dance at your seat for regular tips. You can get pretty touchy with the girls there. The VIP itself is behind the stage and you can look at the stage from there but they cant see you. It consists of some old dirty chairs and you sit wherever you please and get down to your business. Mentioning dirty the club is pretty unsanitary and looks like it's never been cleaned. The bathroom is the dirtiest bathroom I've ever seen in any club in my life with water barely functioning and a club that doesnt seem to believe in buying toilet paper. The dancers frequently disappear into the dancers room for a long time so if you see a girl you like it's best to pounce quick. I saw some girl with a fake butt and tits that can only be described as gigantic and obviously fake but she was a great dancer and down to fuck for $100 so I had to try it. The music is your typical black club music and nothing notable.