Dancers Can Be So Stupid, and So Can I

Dancers can be so stupid. So Obsessions has become my go-to bar as of late. One early evening while sitting with a dancer she told me about a girl who didn't make much money at this club, but claimed to make much more at Stage Dolls, down the road. She said this was because she could give extras. My ears perked up, and I couldn't wait to plan a trip.

The following Saturday I headed for Stage Dolls, passing right by Obsessions on my way. Driving there I kept saying to myself there can't be a strip club out here in the woods, and it certainly won't have any good dancers. Finally, I saw the glow of neon on a beat-up looking house, and I knew I was there.

When I walked in I could definitely tell this was a locals place, but surprisingly it was filled with dancers of all shapes, sizes, nationalities, and ages. I found a spot at the bar, and was waited on immediately by one of the two very cute bartenders.

When the first two dancers who came for tips took the dollar in their hand I was kicking myself for passing Obsessions to come here. But then a young black dancer came to the stage. She had a great body, and it seemed every time she moved her nipples popped out. The fun didn't end when she came for her tip as plenty of playing was allowed.

I decided to try to see as many girls as I could before accepting a dance invitation. Funny thing, no invite ever came. Every girl seemed to have a regular, and since I didn't see anyone going for dances I just assumed they weren't good. There were definitely a few I would of liked to try out.