You know it’s bad when...

This visit was so bad.... that I watched the 80’s hair band videos on the tv’s instead of the chicks dancing.

Wow. If I cum here it’s in the day and only during the week now. I had a SA chick in the Dearborn area bail on me So popped into the criket. Wtf???!!! McKenzie has gained more weight. I mean a lot more weight. I remember when I used to fuck her in the ass at the toy chest like 10 years ago. Not anymore. Between her fat fucking ass And the pasta I’ve eaten my cock isn’t long enough for that move anymore. Then there’s Rachel rockets. Shit her prime was 20 years ago or more at la chambre. Now? Forget about it. I stayed for one drink more that I should have and hit the flight club instead. I met my next ex wife and had a GREAT time. Sorry criket. You’re permanently off my radar/list until you hire women under 35 with weight even remotely proportionate to height or sorry to say I’ll stick with the hit & miss of SA...