Best club in life and why I’m retiring...

Where to start? This club lives up to all the hype. Went on a Friday afternoon and it was a packed parking lot. Free cover but they ask for you to tip the jar. Light pat down and you walk into heaven. Except it’s dark as shit in there.

After your eyes adjust, this is adult Disney land. Bad bitches every where you look. Your neck is literally on hinges. Every color, ever size, etc. I’m pretty sure I saw the legend himself in the high chairs but I didn’t want to roll up on the man himself.

When I say these chicks got ASS. I mean it! They asses are insane in this club. If this seems like a club ad then fuck it but I’m giving it to y’all straight. I started at the bar and got the lookers. Lots of 2-3 packs of chicks on the hunt. Did a couple of dances to test the waters. $10 lap dances that are really just the reading you and seeing what you looking for.